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DON’T GET MAD, BUT THERE’S SOMETHING I’VE BEEN MEANING TO BRING UP. I KNOW IT’S IMPORTANT FOR US TO HAVE A “LOOK” AND I KNOW IT IMPROVES SOLIDARITY, WHICH IS LIKE … A HUGE PART OF BEING IN A STREET GANG, BUT I THINK MAYBE THE BELLS ARE A BAD IDEA. NOBODY ELSE HAS BELLS. THEY HAVE LIKE … ARMBANDS AND STUFF. WITH THE BELLS WE CAN’T EVEN SNEAK UP ON OUR FOOD, LET ALONE OUR RIVALS, WITHOUT JINGLING.

I’M JINGLING RIGHT NOW.

YOU’RE NOT ANSWERING ME BECAUSE YOU’LL JINGLE IF YOU MOVE YOUR FACE, RIGHT?

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