Darn it, I said something dumb the other day. It was about cake. I thought everybody loved cake, but some people misinterpreted it and now I’m getting a lot of static about it. Why are people so sensitive? OMG.
Great news! My agent says sales of Pride and Prejudice are taking off. It’s #17 on the Amazon bestseller list under the “Romance” category. Prime members can get it for free and the Kindle is only $1.99. Take a look. Here’s the link to my website.
Brutus unfriended me yesterday. What’s up with that?
Romney and Ryan? Are you f***king kidding me?