Modern Romance: Man stages attack to impress date…CBS News

“At that point he finally confessed that he lied about the incident,” a police report obtained by KAIT indicated. “[He] really liked [his date, and] felt that if he did something like this it would help him with his chances with her.”

Apparently not – Siegel’s “intended” deemed the entire fake-attack-by-knife-wielding-man-so-you’ll really-like-me plot “not very heroic.”

Guys. What women really want is:  ^ NOT THAT ^ .