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animalstalkinginallcaps:

DON’T GET MAD, BUT THERE’S SOMETHING I’VE BEEN MEANING TO BRING UP. I KNOW IT’S IMPORTANT FOR US TO HAVE A “LOOK” AND I KNOW IT IMPROVES SOLIDARITY, WHICH IS LIKE … A HUGE PART OF BEING IN A STREET GANG, BUT I THINK MAYBE THE BELLS ARE A BAD IDEA. NOBODY ELSE HAS BELLS. THEY HAVE LIKE … ARMBANDS AND STUFF. WITH THE BELLS WE CAN’T EVEN SNEAK UP ON OUR FOOD, LET ALONE OUR RIVALS, WITHOUT JINGLING.

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I’M JINGLING RIGHT NOW.

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YOU’RE NOT ANSWERING ME BECAUSE YOU’LL JINGLE IF YOU MOVE YOUR FACE, RIGHT?