animalstalkinginallcaps: THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Then the baby chews its way out of her and she dies. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I wish. No. It just breaks a bunch of her bones and her spine and stuff so Edward has to make her a vampire. THIS WON ‘CHILDREN’S BOOK OF THE YEAR’? I think that was sales based. You can’t underestimate the American 50+ women’s demographic. They’ll literally buy anything with a sex scene in it.
Naming Infants After Bloodsucking Monsters All The Rage Good to know, good to know. Looks like parents nowadays aren’t afraid to get baby name inspiration from a source that literally sucks— books about vampires. According to Parenting.com, people are still not tired of naming their offspring after horny, fictional supernatural beings… Read more.