animalstalkinginallcaps: THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Then the baby chews its way out of her and she dies. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I wish. No. It just breaks a bunch of her bones and her spine and stuff so Edward has to make her a vampire. THIS WON ‘CHILDREN’S BOOK OF THE YEAR’? I think that was sales based. You can’t underestimate the American 50+ women’s demographic. They’ll literally buy anything with a sex scene in it.

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